Put on my finest western shirt,
black with red roses on the lapel,
and complete with silver collar tips.
That reminds me: dollars will be necessary
to spark that initial conversation
which will, I hope, be rearranged from superficial
into deeply dynamic.
I'll win her over!
Loud thumps of bass from the turgid dance sounds
that surround the place, with barely enough space to walk
let alone arrange a lasting connection.
Five hundred dollars later there's nothing to show,
it's all been blown on too-short dances
arranged as chances to show her I was special.
I note to myself what a spectacular disaster that was!
Home, back in bed,
bled dry of my desire to try again
I'll just drift to dream
and hope that there,
somewhere between the hours of now and waking
lonely will mist away
before I face the new day
that will come far too quickly.
On this April 17th edition of the Liberty Cats, Brian and Tarrin talk about …
Original air date: April 17, 2014
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Original air date: April 16, 2014
On this April 15th edition of the Liberty Cats, Brian and Tarrin take you on a virtual strip club tour, confuse Al Bundy for Cliven Bundy and blast the feds for their overreaching tyranny.
Original air date: April 15, 2014
On this April 10th edition of the Liberty Cats, Brian and Tarrin play rugby, go gay clubbing, welcome Jennifer Lopez and sneak into the adult section of the world’s last video store.
Original air date: April 10, 2014